Imagine yourself a turtle.
This morning I woke up dead. I got deader as the day went on.
I went to sleep and I was dead.
An error occurred. Welcome to the Gulag orchestra.
The horse's mane is blood.
Oh, inverted world.
Look at you. You're so broken.
*With thanks and condolences to the Shins, to Neutral Milk Hotel, and to the Silver Jews