"These natural cellulose sponges are crap"

These natural cellulose sponges 
are crap. We spend so much money on them
and they don't even work as well as
conventional sponges

Still we keep spending
on the natural sponges and the 100% recycled
toilet paper and the reusable non-plastic wrap because
we believe or we hope
it is the right thing to do. It is perhaps
the thing that will allow us to step proudly to the front
of the line when the planet finally says
enough
behind the banner that reads People 
who bought natural cellulose sponges and recycled toilet paper and reusable non-plastic wrap and who minimized their paper towel usage and took relatively short showers